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Lady Godwarrior | 'Jesus'

In semi-unrelated music news, let me present to you ‘Jesus’, a mashup that is so bad it’s brilliant. I would like to personally thank who ever decided to mash up Lady Gaga’s out space opera ‘Venus’ with the vocal stylings of Marguerite Perrin, aka the God Warrior from the hit television show Trading Spouses. If you’re unfamiliar with Marguerite’s poetic masterpiece, don’t fret, because you can watch her full monologue in all its glory here.


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Larry AU : Harry sends his future husband Louis a mini video message. 

go away please

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Angelina jolie 19 old, By Michel bourquard 1994

i love jolie so much, the most beautiful woman EVER!! 

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Please watch it.

So disgusting.

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how to win someone over: by shakira

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true love is when you buy the hard copy of an album even though you’ve already illegally downloaded it

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone


-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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  • Teacher: Please introduce yourself to the rest of the class.
  • Me: Housewife, Beauty Queen, Homewrecker, Idle Teen. The ugly years of being a fool, ain't youth meant to be beautiful? Queen of no identity, I always feel like someone else; A living myth. I grew up in a lie. I can be anyone: A study in identity & illusion, an Ode to Cindy, a living film, a real fake. (And you'll never know, and you'll never know love.) Electra Heart, are you faux real? "Through others, we become ourselves"...The Archetypes.
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when ur a racist sexist douchebag and you think its acceptable because people love ur creepy lemur eyes

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